HUGE Announcement [UPDATED!!!]

[AndyKaid]

Followers of internet icon, the REEFERSK8R420 were stunned today when he left a cryptic message to all his fans in his highly popular blog.

www.xanga.com/REEFERSK8R420

... more as this develops, but it would sure seem he's comtemplating running for oval office! In this late stage in the game, surely that'd be career suicide, but erron, the REEFERSK8R420 may just be the bravest man I know. Especially in terms of fake potheads that I roleplay as. ;D

God Bless America! SK8R in '04!

[TheRick]

More importantly, Maddox is going to release a comic book:

Holy sh*t, a Maddox comic book?!

If you're thinking to yourself "man, I sure hope Maddox isn't working on a comic book," today might be the worst day of your life.

That's right not a very nice persons, I'm working with an illustrator on my very own comic book. As if this announcement isn't enough to make you question your faith, I'm going to include one or more of the following in my comic book:

# Old people being yelled at.
# Children being thrown out of buildings.
# Stuck up liberal arts majors discovering what my fist tastes like.
# Lumber jacks wrestling sharks.
# Giant piles of lesbians eating beef jerky and/or playing video games.
# Exploding dinosaurs.
# Zombies slammed into wood chippers.
# Small animals being punted over a fence.
# People getting kicked in the mouth.

And that's just in the first frame. I'm not one for embellishing, but I think I can say with all objectivity that this will be the best comic book in the universe (even ones not published yet, unless I publish a second issue). Here's how awesome this comic book will be: my mom hates my web site; the first time she read it, she literally cried, and even she plans on buying three issues.

Hell, this comic is so awesome, you may want to buy two just so you can wear one around your neck.

More details soon...

[AndyKaid]

Wow, that might just eclispe Eeron's announcement!

However, from yesterday's New York Post-



Also, apparently trying to snag the Latino vote, he has released this poster-



As always, I'll have more as it develops. We're awaiting an official statement any minute now.